iCarly Wiki

Aruthor and Aspartamay Battle Song

1,111pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments24 Share
ICarly- Aruthor VS01:08

ICarly- Aruthor VS. Aspartamay

Aruthor and Aspartamay Battle Song is the song of the battle call sung in the episode iStart a Fanwar, by Aspartamay and Aruthor (Jack Black and Spencer/Jerry Trainor).


+ : sung at same time with the nearest +

Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say prepare to be PWNED by Aspartama-ay!

Aruthor: You look like you're hungry so taste the blade of A-ru-thor!

Aspartamay: Your blood it will boil, your flesh I shall burn it, it's eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it.

Aruthor: You will beg for mer-cy when I own you in the FACE!

Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lily white gullet! You look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet!

Aruthor: You em-an-ate a stench so foul, that when you're near it makes me HOWL!

Aspartamay: I'll bleed thee dry, and ye shall cry, wah wah wah wah bah bah bah bah bop.

Aruthor: With my sword my wand and chain, I'll send you back from whence you came.

Aspartamay: Thine heart is cowardly and black. From where I'm sending you you're never coming back!

Aspartamay: I'll kick thee in thy kidney!

Aruthor: And dance upon your entrails!

Aspartamay: I'll poke thee in thine eyeballs!

Aruthor: While your mother watches!

Aspartamay: Yeasty little moldwarp!

Aruthor: My gear is fully epic!

Aspartamay: I shall sever thy tongue!

Aruthor: And yours is epic FAIL!

Aspartamay: No dragon's breath nor devil's play can save you from Aspartamay!

Aruthor: I am the king, you will be stopped. [pause] They call me Aruthor!

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki