+ : sung at same time with the nearest +
Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say prepare to be PWNED by Aspartama-ay!
Aruthor: You look like you're hungry so taste the blade of A-ru-thor!
Aspartamay: Your blood it will boil, your flesh I shall burn it, it's eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it.
Aruthor: You will beg for mer-cy when I own you in the FACE!
Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lily white gullet! You look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet!
Aruthor: You em-an-ate a stench so foul, that when you're near it makes me HOWL!
Aspartamay: I'll bleed thee dry, and ye shall cry, wah wah wah wah bah bah bah bah bop.
Aruthor: With my sword my wand and chain, I'll send you back from whence you came.
Aspartamay: Thine heart is cowardly and black. From where I'm sending you you're never coming back!
Aspartamay: I'll kick thee in thy kidney!
Aruthor: And dance upon your entrails!
Aspartamay: I'll poke thee in thine eyeballs!
Aruthor: While your mother watches!
Aspartamay: Yeasty little moldwarp!
Aruthor: My gear is fully epic!
Aspartamay: I shall sever thy tongue!
Aruthor: And yours is epic FAIL!
Aspartamay: No dragon's breath nor devil's play can save you from Aspartamay!
Aruthor: I am the king, you will be stopped. [pause] They call me Aruthor!