Instant Dating Turn Offs is an iCarly.com blog written by Spencer Shay about the things he doesn't like in the girls he dates.
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 Instant Dating Turn Offs
Yo, yo, yo. Spencer here. Freddie asked me the other day what I LIKE in a girl. I couldn't think of anything off of the top of my head so instead I told him what I DON'T LIKE in a girl. Here goes it... 1. Girls who have money signs in their name. So all you $tephanies and ¢indys out there, sorry, no Spencer for you! But don't worry, maybe you'll find yourself a nice British boy named £arry! 2. Girls from Lithuania. Okay, I've actually never met anyone from Lithuania and the girls from there might be beautiful... I just don't like the name. It just sounds like a made up country to me. 3. Girls who kiss their pets... ON THE MOUTH! Ew. I don't want to kiss the lips that just swapped spit with a labrador. 4. Girls who don't know art. I mean a girl once came to my house and asked me what this was:
I mean c'mon. Isn't it obvious? 5. Girls that don't like my hair. One time I went on a date with a girl and she said that I had the same hairstyle as her high school lacrosse coach. Her FEMALE high school lacrosse coach. I know, I know, I need a haircut. :(  That's about it. I'm not that picky. As long as you're between the ages of 18-35 and aren't a Lithuanian girl who hates art, kisses her pets on the mouth, has a dollar sign in her name, and hates my hair, I'll totally date you. Text me. Bye.  |
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Instant Dating Turn Offs on iCarly.com- Instant Dating Turn Offs on archive.vn
- Instant Dating Turn Offs on web.archive.org
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