My dad dresses like a soldier to protect our nation. My brother dresses like a soldier to try to hunt down a creature called a "Beavecoon".... sigh.
Spencer LOVES trees. He said he actually prefers ones with pinecones, but he said this one will do.
This costume cost $40 to buy, but it costs $500 to clean! The reason: All the hair backed up the sink at the cleaners and they had to call a very expensive plumber.
The Beavecoon is saving up all of its money for a nose job. He thinks he'll get more dates that way.