"We think this kid was faking his British accent. But just in case he wasn't, Sam has a message IN BRITISH for him, "Dude, you're a hob-knocker!" - iCarly.com
"This chick made 3.4 million dollars off OUR Penny-Tee idea, making her the youngest millionaire in America -- even richer than that college guy who started Splashface!" - iCarly.com
"Sam loves selling stuff. Last year she tried to sell her kidney online. Unfortunately, the government doesn't like when people auction off their organs." - iCarly.com
"Can you believe someone paid us $100 for a three-legged wiener dog? We should really put our one-eyed parrot up for sale. Deformed stuffed animals=$$$" - iCarly.com
"Sold: One Guppy... but then we had to buy him back because apparently the Gibsons still want him. Shipping and handling cost a ton!" - iCarly.com
"If you're a fan of faulty footwear, we have the shoe for you. If you're a fan of your feet working properly, do not buy this item." - iCarly.com
"Sold: The Fan of Hammers. Why wouldn't you want the sculpture that almost beheaded Carly in your very own living room?" - iCarly.com
"We sold all our iCarly junk, including this iCarly Penny-Tee! This mannequin was NOT included because it belongs to Biggy who's very attached to it. Weird. We know." - iCarly.com