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  • #1
    "I'll go get my boobs!" - Spencer in iLMMby MusicManiac12323
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  • #2
    Carly: No more panties on the stairs! Sam: AHH, don't like that word! Spencer: Well too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs! Carly: She meant panties Spencer: Now I'm embarassedby Hayhayhay10
    76
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  • #3
    "Last night I slept with my socks on?" "So?" "Just my socks."-Freddie and Sam in iHLby MusicManiac12323
    38
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  • #4
    Gibby: GIBBAY!!by Hayhayhay10
    37
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  • #5
    After Freddie asks, "On what planet is there squirtable fruit?" Spencer: "A planet I wanna live on!" ( Spencer in iPageant)by Sonyaria :)
    27
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  • #6
    "When tempetures get high, the elderly will start to die!" - Mrs.Benson in iBTHby MusicManiac12323
    24
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  • #7
    Spencer: Hey, you guys, Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow? Carly: To where? Spencer: Prison. Freddie: Prison? Carly: Oh my God, what did you download? Spencer: [laughs] Nothing! [thinks for a second] Yeah, nothing.by Zugoldragon
    21
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  • #8
    "Happy Birthday, I hate you. Hate, Sam!" - Freddie (iOMG)by Totallyseddie
    19
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  • #9
    Spencer: I may be an idiot, but im not stupid - #iDate a Bad Boyby Vicspud
    15
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  • #10
    "Some nerd named Robbie Shapiro who looks a lot like Andy Samberg, which doesn't matter but I thought I'd point it out." Sam "Where's this going?" Freddie "Never interrupt me." iPWV Ext.by Sam+Freddie=Seddie
    15
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  • #11
    Mrs. Benspn: Wet and sticky is very icky! Sticky and wet makes mommy upset!" Spencer: "I... I don't know how to respond to that..." (iHurt Lewbert)by StraightACarlaay
    14
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  • #12
    It didn't even taste like chicken! (Spencer in iHC)by Wolowizard15
    11
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  • #13
    "You're grounded for...till college!"- Spencer in iDABBby MusicManiac12323
    8
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  • #14
    "Carly...they're not wrestling."-Freddie in iBIBFby MusicManiac12323
    8
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  • #15
    "Did she say buttersock?" ~Zaynby FairyLiana
    8
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  • #16
    Mrs Benson: WHEN TEMPERATURES GET WAY TOO HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE!by Hayhayhay10
    7
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  • #17
    Freddie:"why did you tell them where the duct tape was?" Carly:"I don't know, I was trying to be helpful"by Sarahm123
    7
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  • #18
    "Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad. Sometimes my mother laughs." - Sam in iHALSTby MusicManiac12323
    6
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  • #19
    Michelle Obama: Show me the Gibby! (IMeet the First Lady)by SC1234
    6
    votes
  • #20
    Why? Is Santa Clause here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends? (Spencer in iHA)by Samlovesham
    6
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  • #21
    Spencer: Hey, what's on this corn? Barbecue sauce? Freddie: Sam's blood.by Zugoldragon
    5
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  • #22
    Sam: "You know she's never said one nice thing to me about iCarly?" Carly: "Oh come on, that can't be true." Pam: "What's iCarly?" Carly: *facepalm* - #iSam'sMomby NeonDuctTape
    5
    votes
  • #23
    "Haha, look! His arm came off! Haha, yeah! Why don't you stay for dinner and RIP MY HEART OUT!" (Jonah and Spencer in iHSB)by Samlovesham
    5
    votes
  • #24
    Sam&Carly: and this is iCarlyby Selina4
    5
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  • #25
    Mrs Benson: WET AND STICKY IS VERY ICKY STICKY AND WET MAKES MOMMY UPSETby Hayhayhay10
    4
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  • #26
    Gibby:you want to dance Veronica:no?Gibby:why cuz im different your lost lady!by NikzLovesJarlos
    4
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  • #27
    Spencer (iPie): Don't say, "Pie for breakfast?" Say, "PIE FOR BREAKFAST!"by Sam-I-Ham
    4
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  • #28
    "Carly, you're like my best friend." "Your best friend that you hate!" -Freddie and Carly, iFenceby CreddieCupcake
    4
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  • #29
    You're butt's shaped like a ham!" -Freddie in iWSWSby MusicManiac12323
    3
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  • #30
    Sam: [to Guess what else I got? Pimples on your butt? He was smart to run. (Sam and Freddie in iDWTF)by King Henney VII
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  • #31
    "On what planet is there squirtable fruit?" -Freddie in iWAPGby MusicManiac12323
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  • #32
    Male Patient(in iLMM): You let um do iCarly here or ill tell everyone ur secret. Secerity Guard: What secret? Male Patient: You Know!by Selina4
    3
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  • #33
    i killed oprah! - joshby Cool kid 3
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  • #34
    "We don't care about taters!" "Even in tot form!"- Freddie and Carly, iPNTTby EpicnezzEmily
    3
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  • #35
    Nevel: "I created and now run one of the world's most visited web sites which gets over five million page views per day! I'm not cute." Yeah, you are. I can tell 'cause I wanna mess up your hair.- Who's cute? Who's a cute Nevel? Who gets five million page views? You do!" (iNevel)by StraightACarlaay
    3
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  • #36
    iOMG - Oh, don't sweat it, it wasn't that bad - Sam | Wasn't that bad, read the COMMENTS - Gibbyby Pcafrom101
    3
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  • #37
    Sam: "We talked."by WagonFullOfCarrots
    3
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  • #38
    Guppy: happy birthday from i phychoby Stephbabayoff1119
    3
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  • #39
    "Carly, you're like my best friend."by CreddieCupcake
    2
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  • #40
    iOMG -by Pcafrom101
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  • #41
    "What's iCarly?"-Pam in iSMby MusicManiac12323
    2
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  • #42
    Carly says do u have any panties on.spencer says yes (then looks down) wait no......DANGby 570366
    2
    votes
  • #43
    Sam: [to Freddie] ...We talked about it. Freddie: No, you talked. You told me how you feel, while you ate a quesedilla. Sam: [to web audience] The quesadillas here are amazing.by Spottedrain
    2
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  • #44
    "A haberdashery is a men's retail shop that sells men's accessories such as wallets, hats, buttons, belts, ribbons, and zippers!" - Nevel in iGAACby MusicManiac12323
    2
    votes
  • #45
    "She wants you to hurt me with butter?" -Tori in iPWVby MusicManiac12323
    2
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  • #46
    The male elephant offeres the female elephant a peanut! - #iTwinsby Vicspud
    2
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  • #47
    Gibby: Floss my toes!by Sparklyplatypus
    2
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  • #48
    Freddie(iPTN):drink from the shoeby Selina4
    1
    vote
  • #49
    Mrs. Benson: Where are your manners?by Rockchick18
    1
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  • #50
    "I'm Freddie Benson!" Freddie iCookby Yanks28
    1
    vote
  • #51
    "I feel hot!" -Samby Classicgirl001
    1
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  • #52
    Sam: We talked.by WagonFullOfCarrots
    1
    vote
  • #53
    Mrs. Benson: "Share them with me!" (ICarly Saves TV)by SC1234
    1
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  • #54
    1
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  • #55
    Carly : Sam Rip Her Head Offby Christmas8936
    1
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  • #56
    [Nevel's grandma walks in and sees Freddie dangling from the ceiling] Nevel's Grandma: Ooh, spider! [She leaves and gets an umbrella] Freddie: Hi there. Nevel's Grandma: Spider! [hits Freddie repeatedly]by Abracadoodle
    1
    vote
  • #57
    welcome to icarleyby Cool kid 3
    1
    vote
  • #58
    Male Patient(in iLMM): Youby Selina4
    1
    vote

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