Ren: Hello, fellow Wikians. I am Ren, and this is my idiot friend, Stimpy. Stimpy: Hi.
Ren: Shut up, Stimpy. You're embarassing me. Anyways, we have come to contribute to the wiki. For those who don't know, we were in the Ren and Stimpy Show, a cartoon made in the early days of Nick, long before Icarly was made. We watch Icarly together sometimes, and it's pretty good. My personal interests include -
Stimpy: Hey, Ren, will you read me a story?
Ren: Not if you don't SHUT UP WHILE I'M TRYING TO TYPE ON THE COMPUTER!
Ren: Stimpy!! HOW DARE YOU COUGH A HAIRBALL AND HAVE IT LAND ON MY FACE!!! DISGUSTING!!!(Starts smacking Stimpy repeatedly)
Ren: YOU STUPID IDIOT! YOU BLOATED WORM! YOU FAT NIMROD! YOU DIM-WITTED PILE OF SCUM!!!
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