Sam rushes over to Freddie. She now regrets their breakup. But even worse is that if Freddie is dead, he'll never know this.

"Freddie! Talk to me! Are you shot."

"Yeah! Right here." He points to --CENSORED--!

"Oh God! The love of my life lost his balls!"

"No! Now we can't have children!"

"No. But we can have --CENSORED--!"

To be continued...

--CENSORED-- doesn't actually mean "censored". It means the word it replaces it pretty inappropriate.

Thanks a lot for reading!

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