This is my fan made episode of Season 5.
Carly: There you! Where were you, the show was suppose to be on five minutes ago!
Sam: Sorry, I had a pizza emergency! (eats pizza out of pocket)
Carly: Gross... (awkward)
Sam: Anywho, where Fredward?
Freddie: Over here!
Sam: Who-wee Benson, your looking hotter than usual. Anyway, what are you doing upside down on the ceiling, man?
Freddie: Carly made me dare firty cents to go on the ceiling with a tuxedo.
Sam: Carly, do a bet... with Freddie. (laughs happily)
Carly: Hey, its about time I do a bet instead you. (smiles)
Sam: Hee, anyway, don't we need to begin the show?!
Carly: Oh yeah, ah? Sam you work the camera, I'll do the show alone!
Sam: Whatever. (Picks up the video camera)
Freddie: What do I do?
Carly: I don't know, just... hang there!
Freddie: Hey, I'm starting to feel funny.....
Sam: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go Carls!
Carly: Hello, this is iBarly, I mean iCarly, whoooo!
Freddie: Does anyone feel dizzy, cause I do....
Carly: Shoo! Anyway, tonight we're going to start with-
(*suddenly everything goes black*)
Carly: Sam, what's up?
Sam: I don't know? Freddie help me!
Freddie: Blah blah blah (dizzy)
Carly: Let me check!
(*goes over to Sam, and checks computor*)
Carly: Why is it black?!
Sam: I don't know!
Freddie: Blah blah blah...
Carly: Maybe if I cut off this wire then it will.... (accidently cuts the wire to the ceiling)
(*Freddie gets exletriied*)
Carly & Sam: Freddie! (screams)
(*Freddie falls to the floor*)
Mrs. Benson: This is all you're fault! Freddie could have gotten kill!
Carly: I'm sorry Mrs. Benson, in the midddle of our webshow we were....
Mrs. Benson: Quiet dummy!
Freddie: Mom I.....
Sam: You be quiet! How would you like it if someone said it to you!
Mrs. Benson: I wouldn't care.
Sam: So, how long are you going to be burn up like fireworks? (worried)
Freddie: Not for too long, when I'm up and running we can get fat cakes together. (smiles)
Sam: Mama does luv fay cake! (smiles sweetly)
Carly: Hello! Earth to iCarly!
Sam & Freddie: Oh, oh yeah!
Carly: Guys, what are we going to do with the show?
Freddie: I check the laptap, and it seems a hacker has got into our system.
Carly & Sam: What? (confuse)
Freddie: A person!
Carly & Sam: Ohhhhhhh..... (understands)
Freddie: Let's just go.
(*prepares to leave and opens the door, finds Gibby, Spencer, T-Bo, and Guppy*)
Carly, Sam & Freddie: Hello?
Gubby: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Carly: Soo why you guys are here.
Spencer: Uh, we weren't hearing everything you were saying, that would be wierd.
T-Bo: I thought we were?
T-Bo: I was just saying-"
Freddie: Man, isn't it sweet how she doesn't beat me up?! (smiles)
Carly: Let's just go!
T-Bo: Should we follow them?
Freddie: Okay, so it looks like we have no more problems?
Sam: Me and Fredward triple check everything.
Gibby: Are you sure?
Freddie: Sure, I-
Freddie: Wait! Gibby?!
Carly: What are you guys doing here?
Spencer: We have nothing each to do.
Carly, Sam & Freddie: Right....
Freddie: Okay, the cumputor on and running!
(*then it shuts off*)
Spencer: Hey, what's going on?
Sam: I thought you said it was working! (mad)
Freddie: I did Golden Locks!
Carly: Guys quiet!
(*video TV moves up*)
T-Bo: Hey, why is the the TV thing moving?
Freddie: I'm not really too sure who's doing that?
Nevel: Hello iCaries!
Gubby: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Carly: Can you say, SHUT UP!
Sam: What are you doing here, Nevel?!
Nevel: Yeah Pepperman?!
T-Bo: What's a nevel?
Sam: That's a nevel, a pimple!
Freddie: Yeah! Gross!
Carly: Why are you doing here?
Nevel: Why, why, why, why, is that your answer because I-
Sam: Get to the point!
Nevel: Very well! I was introducing that we were the ones who hack into your computor.
Everyone: It was you!
Spencer: Man, your an evil nevel! You see, your getting my fingers pointing out you!
T-Bo: That pimple talks like the Jonas Brothers am I right?
Carly: Wait a minute, what do you mean we?
Nevel: Come on over here team!
Valerie: Hello, iCaries!
Everyone except T-Bo: Valerie!
T-Bo: Who's Valerie!
Nevel: That's not all? (*claps hands*)
Missy: Hello Sam, Carly.
Sam: That stuck up little pig!
Nevel: And last but not least, come over!
Spencer: CHUCK!! You got Chuck!! (surprised)
Chuck: Miss me, spence?!
T-Bo: Who's Chuck?
Spencer: He's my arch-nemesis!