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Script between Sam and Freddie

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Int. scene - description

Starts off at Carly’s school. Zoom in on front and next shot of Freddie at his locker. He opens his locker and Sam comes in holding an big chunk of cheese.

SAM

Was up, Freddie-o? (takes a bite of cheese)

Freddie

(Looking at Sam intently)

Well actually, I was testing on whether or not-is that cheese?



SAM

Oh, it’s not just cheese. It is the greatest cheese in the entire world.

shot - description

Zoom in on Freddie, looking confused.

Freddie

What is so great about it?

SAM

Why don’t you try for yourself? (Sly look)

Freddie

Oh..um. I really don’t think so...

Sam

EAT THE CHEESE!!! (shoves cheese into Freddie’s mouth)

FREDDIE

NO SAAAMM!!! (makes crazy sounds and swallows the cheese)

SAM

Weeeelll?? (wryly look)

FREDDIE

(surprised look) Whoa!! It is amazing! I have never tasted anything like that before! What is it? Where did you get it?

SAM

Well, my mom is actually dating a farmer who has his own cows and he makes cheese! They actually used to date before until he got arrested but he is on parole now and-

FREDDIE

Whoa wait a second-he was arrested? Why?! (sounding worried)

SAM

I think it was because he had some illegally immigrated cows from France or-something like that-

FREDDIE

And you are STILL eating his cheese?!

SAM

Look! Cheese is cheese! What are you so worried about anyway?

FREDDIE

Haven’t you heard? Immigrant cows from France carry pesticides that can do major harm to the human body??

SAM

Okay, you kinda lost me at pesticides....

FREDDIE

(sighs) Live things that are BAD for you!

SAM

(looks at cheese) Whatever! It’s still good.

FREDDIE

(sighs and looks up) What AM I going to do with her?? (closes locker)

SHOT DESCRIPTION

Sam smiles taking another chunk of cheese and walks away with Freddie following behind her shaking his head.

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