Ok here's how I would love for the show to go,
Carly:(pacing around the apartment mumbling)
Spencer: Whoa, little sister, what's got your panties in a bunch?
Carly: Sam and Freddie kissedI
Spencer: Uh, you kinda already told me that so, why are you freaking out about it again?
Carly: No not that, I mean, Sam and Freddie kissed last night at the lock-in. I saw it through the window!
Spencer: Oh, that's not a good position to be in. Tell ya what, I've got the perfect solution for your problem. Just simply...(Spencer walks away)
Carly: (pouts, and drops onto the couch)
Gibby:(walks in) Hey Carly, where's Freddie?
Carly:His mom made him take a tick bath then rubbed Calomine lotion all over him.
Gibby: Calomine?
Carly: I don't know.
THEME SONG
Freddie: (leaves his apartment and is in the hallway) Mom! I don't need another bath! I'm free of ticks and lice!
Sam: (walks into the hallway and freezes when she sees Freddie. She quickly runs into Carly's apartment)
Carly: Sam! I saw you!
Sam: Saw me what? Eat your fried chicken? Sorry, it was just,,,there!
Carly: No! I saw you and Freddie last nightI KISSING!
Sam: We were not kissing. We were hugging.
Carly: With your lips!
Sam: (silence)
Carly: HAHA! I was right!
Sam:(leaves the Shay apartment and comes face to face with Freddie) Uhh,
Freddie: Hi
Sam: (slaps Freddie then leaves with tears in her eyes)
NEXT SCENE!!!! THE SHAY RESIDENCE WITH GIBBY CARLY AND SPENCER.
Carly: Thanks Dad, love you too, bye. (hangs up phone) Dad said he'll send the e-mail any minute.
Gibby: Are you sure this is a good idea? Tricking them and stuff?
Spencer: Gibster c'mon, out of anyone I would think you would be on board with this idea, and swabbing the deck.
Gibby: Why do I have to swab the deck? Isn't it clean all ready with all that water splashing on board?
Spencer: Yeah but, someone puked on it and it keeps rolling up and down-
Carly: Ok stop before you have to "swab" this carpet!
Gibby and Spencer: Yes Miss Controller.
Freddie: (walks in) Hey Carls, you texted me about something?
Carly:(grinning) Oh, yeah. Come look.
Freddie:(walks over to the computer where Carly is standing, and reads e-mail aloud) Dear Carly, I am coming to Seattle for a week and I wanted to know if you could meet me to dinner with that boy Freddie you're always telling me about. I would greatly appretiate it, signed Dad. BOY??
Carly: So do you want to come or not?
Freddie: Sure as long as Sam's not there.
NEXT SCENE
Sam: (reading e-mail) Dear Carly, I am coming to Seattle for a week and I wanted to know if you could meet me to dinner with that girl Sam you're always telling me about. I would greatly appretiate it, signed Dad. GIRL??
Carly: So do you want to come or not?
Sam: Sure as long as Freddie's not there.
NEXT SCENE
Sam: (is wearing a short black dress and has her hair in a messy bun) Are you sure it's formal Carly?
Carly: Yeah, the resturant is formal only.
Spencer: (comes out with feathers clipped onto the ends of his hair) Going to dinner?
Carly: Yep. Why do you look like an Indian chief?
Spencer: Socko's cousin made this for me. His name is Dances with Feathers.
Sam: Okk. We're gonna leave now.
Sam and Carly leave.
NEXT SCENE
Sam and Carly walk into a resturant called Schneider's Lovely Palace.
Sam: I gotta pee. (she walks to a restroom)
Freddie: (walks in) Hey Carly, where's your Dad?
Carly: Oh he's in the bathroom. Speaking of bathrooms, I have to go myself. (Carly walks in to the bathrooom and drags Sam out)
Sam: What's that doing here?
Freddie: Why's that Demon there?
Carly: C'mon you guys, act civil, don't be annoyed by each other's company. Get along! I just remembered I forgot to feed the cat so I'm gonna head home, bye!
Sam: You don't have a cat!
Freddie: I think Carly set us up on a date...
Sam: No, she just left us here to talk about our feelings and such.
Freddie: So, you wanna?
Sam: Wanna what?
Freddie: Talk about our feelings.
Sam:.....I guess......I'm sorry I kissed you, I didn't know what I was doing! I just am in love with you, and I don't even want to be, but I am and I can't control it!
Freddie: It's okay. I was just a little shocked that's all. I mean all these years I thought you hated me.
Sam: I did but it all changed-
Freddie: During our first kiss.
Sam: Yes, but actually I didn't realised I loved you until you dated Carly, and I was jealous. I'm not sure if Carly really was in love with you. All I know is, I am.
Freddie: So what are we going to do? You love me, I don't like Carly anymore-
Sam: YOU DON'T LOVE CARLY ANYMORE?
Freddie: Yeah it kinda ended-
Sam: When you two dated.
Freddie: No. When we kissed. The first time.
Sam: But there's no way we can date, no way, what if Carly has feelings for you? It would ruin you two's friendship.
Freddie: I think you're right. We should try dating later.
NEXT SCENE
(Sam tells Carly everything, well, only about the later part)
Carly: I'm so happy for you! But if you don't mind it, I think I'll go to bed.
Sam: NIte.
NEXT SCENE
Sam: (sleeping on the Shay's couch. Her phone gets a text.) A text at this late at night? (she reads it. It's from Freddie.) It's Later. (Sam rereads it) IT"S LATER!!
Freddie: (walks in and gives Sam a hug and a kiss on the head, they hold hands as they head to Carly's room)
Sam: CARLY! IT"S LATER!
Carly: (wearing the mask. Wakes up) OMG! (it sounds more like Ho Hem Lee)I'm so happy for you guys! (High'm spo happy for oo guhhys)
They all hug.
THE END!!!