Sam: This is all your fault, Freddie!
Freddie (staring at her in disbelief): How is this MY fault!?
Sam (glaring back at him): Of course it’s your fault! If you hadn’t of ordered those cupcakes in the first place, Carly would never of had that allergic reaction to them!
Freddie (rolling his eyes): How can you be so stupid??? It was YOU who put that bad mixture in them!
Sam (shrugging): I had no idea it would do that to her.
Freddie: You still should’ve asked her, first!
Sam: Ya know what, Fredlumps? I was rushing and I wasn’t thinking straight. I feel just as bad about this as you do, so you don’t have to push me even further into it!
Freddie (taking a step closer to Sam): Well, you NEED to learn to be more responsible, Little Miss Sassy!
Sam punches Freddie in the arm.
Freddie (flinching): OW!!!
Sam: HA! That’ll teach you not to talk all parent-like to Momma!
Freddie: Actually, you didn’t teach me ANYTHING! I’m still gonna have to keep setting your mind straight! You’re hopeless!
Sam punches Freddie again.
Sam: Well, you’re not so hopeful yourself, Fredweird. You’re nothing but a lousy, unpopular nerd!
Freddie (stepping even closer to Sam): Well, you’re nothing but a crazy delinquent with no future!
Sam (inches away from Freddie’s face): Oh yeah?
The two start making out passionately.
1 minute later...
Sam (looking lovingly into his eyes): I hate you.
Freddie: I hate you too.
The two continue making out.