Before I begin, here's my top 3 captions from last time:
"Back away from the ham. I have a fork, and I'm not afraid to use it." - SakraTheHedgie
"Bow to the fork, peeps. Or you could end up like this ham here. In my digestive juices." - Lotstar
And the top #1 spot goes to:
"Do you see this ham? In about two minutes, this fork will cut it into bite-sized pieces. If you even think about touching this sacred fork, you will end up exactly like the ham. We clear? Good. Now leave. My fork and I need some alone time." - Sparklyplatypus
And this time we got:
Hope this isn't too hard for you guys. :)
Good luck, and leave your caption in a comment BELOW and next time I will pick the top three best ones.