NOTE: This is my new blog series called Adventures of the Chat Warrior. I had asked who wanted to be in it. They replied "YES". But they don't know the plot.
LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
PLAYING SLENDER ALL DAY. OH OH OHHH. EATING POTATO CHIPS. OH OH OHHH, HERE HE COMES. THE CHAT WARRRRIOR. THE CHAAAAT WARRIOR. HES GOTTA SAVE THE PRINCESS AND OVERCOME OBSTACLES. ITS THE CHAAAT WAAARRRIOR. THE CHAAAAT WARRIOR. AND HIS NAME IS DRYYOSHI!
Once upon a time, there was a young boy. All he did was play Slender and eat Potato Chips all day. His name, was DryYoshi. But lets call him Yoshi for short. One day, he ate a magical potato chip that transported him to a magical world called "ABCZYX LAND." Of course, there were rainbows and ponies in this land. Yoshi was confused. "How did I get here?" He asked himself. "You have eaten a magical potato chip that transported you here." Yoshi looked around, shocked that his small but powerful mind talked to him, but realized it was a beautiful looking lady. 'Who are you?" Yoshi asked this lady. "My name is Fudge, and it was I who put the magic in the potato chip. We need you, Yoshi. Our beloved princess, Cartoon, has been kidnapped. We need you to save us." The lady pleaded.
"M-m-me?? But......But.....-" "Yes. You. You are the only one fit enough to be a warrior. A CHAT warrior." Fudge interrupted.
"Oh god." Yoshi said. He spotted something on the ground next to Fudge. "Um, what's that?" He pointed to the mysterious thing.
"Oh, this? This is just my pet rock Charles. He's very obedient. Now, your first adventure is hard. Its a forest. A dark forest. You may recognize it. Just follow this road. Good luck." And with that, she dissapeared.
"Follow the road......Hmm...." Yoshi followed the road.
After 2 hours, the road was still going on, and Yoshi was craving potato chips. But he had to suck it up. Him, a warrior? This was great.
He finally came to the forest an hour later. But this forest......it seemed familiar. "What the......?" Yoshi moved a little closer, to a sign.
He came to an abrupt stop.
"No.....it can't be!"
All the color drained on his face as he read: "You must find all 8 pages."
THATS IT FOR NOW! I will continue with this story. Suspensful, right? xD.