Ok, here is a list of ironic stuff and jokes.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia~ The fear of long words.xD

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

One bright morning in the middle of the night Two dead boys began to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to kill the two dead boys If you don't believe my story's true Ask the blind man, he saw it too

One time I saw a firetruck on fire.

I was driving to the vet for a checkup for my dog, and I ran over a chipmunk.

A water park has burned to the ground

And a tow truck has broken down.

A little kid died from suffocation, When he choked on a game piece from Operation.

Ok, so, these are Ironic quotes. i thought it might be funny. NOTE! NONE OF THESE ARE TRUE!!

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