THIS IS NOT FOR SHIP-WARRING! I'm a Seddie shipper but I always try to put ALL ships.
Scene 1: Spencer gets out of the box
Gibby: Spencer...You might not see for a while
Spencer: What? NO.
Gibby: You were stuck for 6 hours!
Gibby: You're only allowed until 3 hours. But you slept from the gas and the chowder.
Spencer: Carlotta's fault!
Scene 2: Sam sees Carly
Sam: It's cool? But I always hurt you
(Carly looking at the window)
Sam: A lot
Freddie: You said sorry! I don't wanna say something mean! I know Carly tells you to make a move to someone who you love and then...
Freddie: What do you mean...
Sam: Look at the window
(Carly runs away screaming; going to Brad)
Sam: She might go to Brad
Sam: It's some serious chiz!
Freddie: But I have to tell you something important!
Sam: Tell me!
Freddie: Why didn't you act different when you started "loving" me?
Sam: I'm nervous. When Brad became our intern, there are 2 guys now. I can "pretend" to "like" Brad
Freddie: So the whole time
Freddie: I've been pranked on someone who loves me!
Scene 3: Brad packing up the project.
Brad: Hey Carly!
Carly: It's something about Sam
Brad: Let me guess...she loves Freddie!
Brad: I know! Freddie told me about the "in love" thing and Sam said she doesn't love me. So it's obvious she likes Freddie!
Carly: But do you like her?
Brad: I don't have much interests on girls!
Brad: I know
Freddie: Pranked you, SAMANTHA! I told Brad about the mood and you denying your love. BRAD IS SMART!
Sam: Oh yeah.
Carly: Freddie, can I talk to you?
Sam: Yeah Doofus, talk to Carly!
Freddie: Fine Sapuckett
Sam: Stop it Benson!
Freddie: Did you tell about Sam kissing me to Brad?
Freddie: Oooh! A phone call
Mrs. Benson in the phone: Freddie go home! You need your ointment!
Mrs. Benson in he phone: Freddie
Freddie: Okay. Bye mom!
SECRET SCRIPT TIME
Freddie: Can we just not talk about it!
Carly: NO. We can't just not talk about it
Freddie: But my mom's waiting for me to...
Carly: I don't care. Are you in love? (ADDED PART) Like LOVE LOVE!
My own next version of the script
Freddie: Are those eye bugs?
Carly: Are you in love with me or not?
Freddie: I didn't say I love you.
Carly: But (changes the subject) Are you in love or not!
Sam: What's up!
Freddie: Carly's bugging me. She keeps on asking me if I'm in love.
Gibby: Spencer's leaving and his eyes!
Spencer: Heeeeellllpppp meeeee
Carly: Oh he's cool
Scene 4: The next day starts in the Shay's apartment
Spencer: Finally! I can see!
Carly, Sam, Freddie: Wooah aahh
Brad: I know what all of you are up to!
Sam: Brad I can explain
Brad: You're not eating my fudge!
Sam: Oh yeah
Gibby: I got all of our cards! Sam you got a C
Gibby: YEAH! Carly you got a B, I got a C+, Brad's new but he got an A+ for his project, and Freddie got A+ overall
Carly: B! Yesssssshhhh
Brad: Got to go guys. Bye!
Carly, Sam, Spencer, Freddie, Gibby: Bye!
Carly: Are you crying?
Sam: No. I died laughing at this.
Freddie: Ewww... WHAT IS THAT!
Sam: A bladder
Carly: Yuck. Why did you guys kiss!
Sam: I love Freddie! (Freddie, Spencer and Gibby faint)
Scene 5: Freddie, Spencer, and Gibby wake up
Sam: Look. I love Freddie because he kissed me and I felt that Freddie is my love!
(Gibby and Spencer faint again)
Freddie speaking to himself: I think I have a crush on Sam!
Carly: Gotta wake up. Guys go outside. Bye now!
Sam and Freddie: Bye!
Scene 6: The hallway (FINAL SCENE)
Freddie: I think I'm having double minds
Freddie: I like Carly, and I think I have a crush on you
Freddie: Don't tell anyone
Sam: I won't!
(Freddie hugs Sam for 7 seconds)
Freddie: Sam...I like you and Carly
Sam: A triangle on us?
Freddie: No. I'm beginning to loose my crush on Carly and adding a bit from you. But I still like Carly. I'm just developing a bit for you.
Sam: Well I guess you're in love.
Freddie: I like both of you.
Carly: It's cool. I don't care. It's a crush.
(The trio hug)
Freddie: I like my best friends!
Freddie: Well. Seddie and Creddie are now happening. Cause Fredward Benson likes Sam and Carly.
Scene 7: Credits
Freddie: Heyo hobos and peeps! I know in Webicon you guys fighted. Seddie and Creddie should be together! I'm beginning to like both at the same. So, no more wars! -Fredward Benson
Freddie begins to like both of his best friends. Carly accepts it. The ending credits is a new Freddie blog with Seddie and Creddie. He said NO MORE SHIP WARS; marking Freddie liking both of his best friends. No more ship-wars, everything ends. iCarly won't end. It's still a normal iCarly. It's just that Sam will always say sorry and be sorry for her doings with Freddie and Carly is just normal.
MY MESSAGE: I DON'T WANT SHIP WARS. THAT'S WHY THE ENDING IS FREDDIE TO END SHIP WARS.