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Aruthor and Aspartamay Battle Chant: LYRICS!

HAHA! Sorry, I just HAD to do this! It was so catchy! PLEASE CORRECT ME IN THE COMMENTS IF I GET A LINE WRONG! ... :D [Feel free to LOL at my mistakes!]


Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say! Prepare to be PWNED by Aspartamay!

Aruthor: You look like your hungry, so taste the blade of Aruthor!

Aspartamay: Your blood, it will boil; your flesh I shall burn it to eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it

Aruthor: You will beg for mercy when I OWN YOU IN THE FACE!

Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lilly-white gullet! You look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet!

Aruthor: You wear some knickers, stench so foul, that when you're near it makes me HOOOWWWWLLL!!!

Aspartamay: The feeling's dry and he shall cry: WAHWAHWAHWAH BA BA BA BA BA!!

Aruthor: With my sword, MY WAAAAANNDDDD!! I'll SEENNNDD you back, to WHERE you came!!!

Aspartamay: __________________ My heart is cowardly in blah! _________________________where I'm sending you, you're never coming back!

Aspartamay: I'l kick thee in the kidney!!!!!

Aruthor: Be careful on your entry!!!!!

Aspartamay: And poke thee in thy eyeballs!

Aruthor: Why would I be on the watching!?

Aspartamay: Feasty little mugwars!

Aruthor: my gear is fully epic!

Aspartamay: And desemble thy tongue!

Aruthor: And yours is epic fail!!!

Aspartamay: No dragons, ____________, werewolves, _________________________ AWW MAN! What comes next!?!

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