HAHA! Sorry, I just HAD to do this! It was so catchy! PLEASE CORRECT ME IN THE COMMENTS IF I GET A LINE WRONG! ... :D [Feel free to LOL at my mistakes!]
Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say! Prepare to be PWNED by Aspartamay!
Aruthor: You look like your hungry, so taste the blade of Aruthor!
Aspartamay: Your blood, it will boil; your flesh I shall burn it to eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it
Aruthor: You will beg for mercy when I OWN YOU IN THE FACE!
Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lilly-white gullet! You look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet!
Aruthor: You wear some knickers, stench so foul, that when you're near it makes me HOOOWWWWLLL!!!
Aspartamay: The feeling's dry and he shall cry: WAHWAHWAHWAH BA BA BA BA BA!!
Aruthor: With my sword, MY WAAAAANNDDDD!! I'll SEENNNDD you back, to WHERE you came!!!
Aspartamay: __________________ My heart is cowardly in blah! _________________________where I'm sending you, you're never coming back!
Aspartamay: I'l kick thee in the kidney!!!!!
Aruthor: Be careful on your entry!!!!!
Aspartamay: And poke thee in thy eyeballs!
Aruthor: Why would I be on the watching!?
Aspartamay: Feasty little mugwars!
Aruthor: my gear is fully epic!
Aspartamay: And desemble thy tongue!
Aruthor: And yours is epic fail!!!
Aspartamay: No dragons, ____________, werewolves, _________________________ AWW MAN! What comes next!?!