Hobknocker: I am the Hobknock-inator.
Danville: Call me Danville-shmael.
HObknocker: And this is...The Hobknocker and Danville Show. Completely improvised.
Danville: With only a basic sense of what to do.
Hobknocker: It's time for Secret Origins! My real name is Robin Bourne. My father put me in jail for crimes that I would commit in the future. My boyfriend was killed by me, ambiguously accidentally. I want to kill Spider-Man.
Danville: And I AM Spider-Man!
Hobknocker: You get a virtual cookie...
Danville: If you can name what lost Marvel Comics character Hobknocker is acting out.
Hobknocker: Or...AM I acting? MWUAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Danville: Next segment! Mud or fudge? What is it?
Hobknocker: It has a worm in it. Mud.
Danville: WRONG. Gummy worm. Fudge.
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Hobknocker: Waiter! Waiter!
Danville: Yes? (sighs)
Hobknocker: There is a FLY in my soup.
Danville: SHUT UP! I don't have enough money to buy everyone fly soups!
Hobknocker: This has been..."Re-inventing Bad Jokes." Call me Hobknocker. I am a worker on the ship Quepeeg.
Danville: YARRR!!!!! I am Captain Ah-Danville. If you don't get this reference, you need to read more.
Hobknocker: Ahem....Today's episode will be shortened due to a mini-book club for Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. The freaking out commences now. AHHH! DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! There's a new Pearls Before Swine volume coming out!
Danville: YOU MEAN THE COMIC STRIP MADE BY STEPHAN PASTIS???? (www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com)
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Hobknocker: I am Hobknocker!
Danville: I may be Danville, but this definitely, could be, possibly be, close to or a clone of-
Hobknocker: The Hobknocker and Danville Show. First up on our list, Danville discusses the SNL character Stefon.
Danville: Actually, I want to check my userpage. Could we do the gorgonzola bit instead?
Hobknocker: Sure. Okay, peoples. I have never eated Gorgonzola. Right now, I am going to take a bite of it, and describe my emotions in a couplet. Now, remember, I REALLY AM going to eat gorgonzola. Okay, first bite. Hmm... Couplet time.
Chewy, cheesy- not at all like meat
Man, this cheese tastes like feet!
Danville: Wonderful improvised poem. Hobknocker, everyone. NOW, we can do the Stefon review, but first, I have some new…Read more >
Hobknocker: Hi, guys. We hardly have time for humor today. Important topic.
Danville: Watch me juggle a live porcupine!
Hobknocker: Basically, iGoodbye is coming. Less and less people are coming. Should we create the Hobknocker and Danville Show wiki? Please respond. PLEASE.
Danville: Wocka wocka wocka!!!
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Hobknocker: LAAAAALAAAALAAAAA!!! I am Hobknocker.
Danville: Me-me-me-me! I am Danville!
Hobknocker: Thank you, thank you. Danville's singing stinks, mine is slightly better.
Danville: Very true. Okay, we have a great show for you tonight.
Hobknocker: Sadly, Danville's singing will give you a fright
Danville: We're not here to complain
Hobknocker: Or build a Lego plane
Danville: It's just time to turn our 'viewer' requests
Hobknocker: Into a rap that will mention bird's nests
Danville: First, the people who gave us requests: iloveferbmorethanyou16 and PhineasPhan6849. And no…Read more >