Hobknocker: I’m a girl!
Danville: And I’m a “Pat!”
Hobknocker: And we’re parodying iCarly and Saturday Night Live simultaneously! See how I improvised that, Danville? Good, right.
Danville: Indeed, my idiot friend.
Hobknocker: Yeah.....I’m just gonna ignore that and hope that you’re referencing Spongebob.
Danville: Okay, here’s the background on our little show. COMPLETELY IMPROVISED. When I’m done typing, Hobby takes over, and vice versa. Hey...She just slapped me.
Hobknocker: Enough with the nicknames. Pole time.
Danville: Goody. For tonight’s game show, we have a quiz for Hobknocker.
Hobknocker: We? Oh, yeah, your multiple personalities.
Danville: You know me well. Anyway, here’s the scoop, but no poop. I have a piece of paper hidden in my pocket with a word relating to pole. We’re going to see if Hobgoblin can guess what it is.
Hobknocker: Soooooooooo funny. Hey, peoples, I just slapped him again.
Danville: My shoulder’s starting to hurt. Anyway, guess what I have written.
Danville: Flaps? Hobknocker: Flags!
Danville: Oh. ERRRRR!!! I wrote “butterscotch milkshake.”
Hobknocker: How the-
Hobknocker: Stop grabbing the mouse! How the heck does that relate, as I was going to say?
Danville: I got distracted.
Hobknocker:.......I hate you.
Danville: No, you don't. Ragnarok time! Trivia: Ragnarok is the end of the world.
Hobknocker: Okay, that’s our show!
Danville: You’re forgetting something. Poll time! The questions are....1) Can you guess how Hob and I met?
Hobknocker: And, two, do you want to see a special live performance of this show? TOTAL IMPROVISED AS USUAL!!!!!!
Danville: The end, and, as is our custom.....LIVE FROM AN UNKNOWN LOCATION, TO YOU, AT LEAST, , IT’S THE DANVILLE AND HOBKNOCKER SHOW!!!