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HobknockerCentral and Danville Show: Hunger Games Edition

Danville: I am not Katniss, but I do eat catnip! Kidding...sort of.

HobknockerCentral: And I saw the movie! Welcome to the HobknockerCentral and Danville Show!

Danville: May the humor ever be in our trademark wacky style. So, Hob, how was the movie?

HobknockerCentral: Pretty good.

Danville: Details?

Hobknocker: Do you really want me to spoil the movie?

Danville: Well, I'm going to watch it on DVD, so I can turn it off if it gets too bad/gruesome. I'll forget everything you told me.

HobknockerCentral: Doubt it. So, we pose a question to our loyal fan base of (it appears) one person. Poll time!

POLL: Who would win in the Hunger Games: Final Two?

A) Danville

B) HobknockerCentral

Danville: And, here's the story of how Hobberson and I met.

Hobknocker: Good nickname. Sarcasm, by the way. We met on the S.S. Enterprise, wait, no, that was a dream I had.

Danville: We met in a dream where I saw my science teacher on SNL, wait, no, that was I dream I had. Not mocking you, don't worry.

HobknockerCentral: Who's worrying? We met in the library. He snagged the first hold on a new book, the series is ending, by the way, and I really wanted to read it.

Danville: I agreed to meet her at the same library the next day, and give it to her then.

HobknockerCentral: He changed his mind, started reading it, and finished it within 15 minutes.

Danville: We started talking, and realized that we were a lot alike. Thus, we startedth the

Hobknocker: So, that's the end of our double-sized epic. Have fun, and happy half day! If you didn't have one, like us, then it sucks to be you! HA!

Danville: That's rude, and it reminds of me. I realized after I met her that we had been going to the same school(s) for a long time. One more thing...I now know from personal experience that High School Musical is completely unrealistic.

HobknockerCentral: And a bad series, to boot.

Danville: Why would you want to kick a movie?

HobknockerCentral: If it's Twilight ( or anything in that series), Green Lantern, you know what I mean. Bye!

Danville; Th-th-th-that's folks! WOW, this is a c-cold room! And you thought I was imitating Porky Pig!

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