Danville: Yo soy tonto.
HobknockerCentral: Y me gusta matar personas- solo KIDDING!
Danville: En vivo, desde algún lugar, es la Hobknocker y mostrar Danville.
HobknockerCentral: Some might say that we are ripping off iCarly.
Danville: I say that you are absolutely, positively, PARTIALLY correct. We have no tech producer. Also, Carly and Sam are both girls. I am a boy.
HobknockerCentral: I am a girl.
Danville: Also, we do not have "Random Dancing." Though, I do like to randomly dance when I'm happy.
HobknockerCentral: It's true. Finally- Wait, what's happening with the print?
Danville: No idea.
HobknockerCentral: FInally, we are not completely ripping off iCarly because the hosts are not delusional.
Danville: I am; they aren't.
HobknockerCentral: Game time. Would you rather....eat a bug or watch Twilight?
Danville: Eat a bug. Duh. Would you rather steal a car or kill a person?
HobknockerCentral: Kill a person. I don't know how to steal a car. Hey, do you hear that noise?
HobknockerCentral: I hear it. The siren means that it's time to act out a movie scene. Finding Nemo or Wizard of Oz?
Danville: I'm off to go to the library, the wonderful library of my town!
HobknockerCentral: I refuse to be the Wicked Witch.
Danville: Hi, Scarecrow!
Danville: That's all the time we have! Goodbye, and go with the flow!
HobknockerCentral: Have you been reading that Bathroom Reader all day?