(Scene: Two people, sitting in a basement, playing air guitar.)
Both: Doo-doo-doo-doo! Wayne's World!
Hobknocker: Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Hi, I am your excellent host, Wayne, and this is my assistant, Garth.
Danville: Hi. Wait, this isn't Wayne's World.
Hobknocker: Then what totally excellent thing is it? Oops, I'm still in character.
Danville: It's a different Saturday Night Live sketch called the J-Pop American Fun Time Now!
Hobknocker: No, don't even bother imitating it. People, this is a skit with racist humor. Do not watch it.
Danville: Well, isn't that special!
Hobknocker: Wait, we're quoting characters now? Da bears!
Danville: April Fools, dummies! I just paraphrased a 30 Rock character!!!