Hobknocker: I am the Hobknock-inator.
Danville: Call me Danville-shmael.
HObknocker: And this is...The Hobknocker and Danville Show. Completely improvised.
Danville: With only a basic sense of what to do.
Hobknocker: It's time for Secret Origins! My real name is Robin Bourne. My father put me in jail for crimes that I would commit in the future. My boyfriend was killed by me, ambiguously accidentally. I want to kill Spider-Man.
Danville: And I AM Spider-Man!
Hobknocker: You get a virtual cookie...
Danville: If you can name what lost Marvel Comics character Hobknocker is acting out.
Hobknocker: Or...AM I acting? MWUAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Danville: Next segment! Mud or fudge? What is it?
Hobknocker: It has a worm in it. Mud.
Danville: WRONG. Gummy worm. Fudge.
Hobknocker: This has been...Mud Or Fudge: The Game.
Danville: Mud Or Fudge: The Movie will be coming to theaters near you. NOT!
Hobknocker: It's time for everyone's other favorite game! Bad-Mouthin' Neve!
Hobknocker: Would you rather...have me throw ping-pongs at your head or say 'Hi' to Neve?
Hobknocker: FLAMING ping-pongs.
Hobknocker: Eat rodents or say "Hi" to Neve?
Danville: .....What kind of rodents?
Hobknocker: This has been The Hobknocker and Danville SHow!
Danville: Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.