Danville: I'm the reincarnation of Curly Howard!
HobknockerCentral: And I'm going to see the movie, based on Danville's reviews.
Danville: N'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck! Here's my review!
Thought 1: Read the signs carefully- they have jokes!
Thought 2: Horses were very unexpected- made me laugh!
Thought 3: Mucho slapstick; poor lion and Curly, too!
Thought 4: Laughed so hard I cried- no kidding!
Thought 5: Stay after the credits, extremely worth it!
Thought 6: Curly’s singing sounds like a drunk Elmo.
Thought 7: N’yuck, n’yuck, n’yuck! We love you, Curly!
Thought 8: Almost choked on my popcorn from laughing!
Thought 9: Obviously top of my birthday wish list!
Hobknocker: Creative....So, who'd you see the movie with?
Danville: No one. Just Danville, solo, obnoxiously clapping and laughing. Well, not obnoxious to me, anyway. That's our show, night!