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Hobknocker and Danville Show: THE MUSICAL. And, Viewer Requests RETURNS

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Hobknocker: LAAAAALAAAALAAAAA!!! I am Hobknocker.

Danville: Me-me-me-me! I am Danville!

Hobknocker: Lalalalallalalalalallaallalalalalalalallalalalalla.....LA-LA-TRA!!!!!

Danville: Do-re-me-so-fe-sakura-is-back-so-la-tra--la-la-tra-Hob-KNocker-And-Dan-Ville-SHOW!!!!!!

Hobknocker: Thank you, thank you. Danville's singing stinks, mine is slightly better.

Danville: Very true. Okay, we have a great show for you tonight.

Hobknocker: Sadly, Danville's singing will give you a fright

Danville: We're not here to complain

Hobknocker: Or build a Lego plane

Danville: It's just time to turn our 'viewer' requests

Hobknocker: Into a rap that will mention bird's nests

Danville: First, the people who gave us requests: iloveferbmorethanyou16 and PhineasPhan6849. And now, the people who did not give us requests: BatPeddieSeddieSibuna, Seggum, and Mooshie179. Yay for the first two people, boo for the last three. ANd now, Hobknocker raps.

Hobknocker: Last night I went to the orthodontist

He told me I needed glasses

I was confused

Orthodonists help your teeth

So I threw his teeth on the ground!

Threw it on the ground!

I bought some pie from the grocery store

But it was coconut

I threw it on the ground!

Threw it on the ground!

I watched an Wild West movie

There was no buffalo

I got a Subway Metro card

And went to the petting zoo

I touched a baby goat

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

'Baaaa' to the GROUND!

Seggum wouldn't help us with this request

SO I THREW HIS AVATAR ON THE GROUND!

ELEPHANT WEARING A BEANIE ON THE GROUND!!

BatPeddie was too busy to help

SO I THREW BATMAN ON THE GROUND!

Mooshie179 never answered

SO I THREW DANVILLE ON THE GROUND!

Danville: ALCOHOL IS POISON! MANN!!!

Hobknocker: This rap is almost over!

SO I THREW THE COMPUTER TO THE GROUND!

GILLY SHOT AN ARROW AT THE PRINCIPAL

SO I THREW HER TO THE GROUND!

THE GROUND!

Danville: Hobknocker, everybody. WIth a cameo from me, in the song. Good morning, everyone! Bye! This was our homage to Saturday Night Live! Goodbye Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg! We'll miss you! Watch "Threw it On The Ground!" It's on Hulu and YouTube!

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