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Hobknocker: Waiter! Waiter!
Danville: Yes? (sighs)
Hobknocker: There is a FLY in my soup.
Danville: SHUT UP! I don't have enough money to buy everyone fly soups!
Hobknocker: This has been..."Re-inventing Bad Jokes." Call me Hobknocker. I am a worker on the ship Quepeeg.
Danville: YARRR!!!!! I am Captain Ah-Danville. If you don't get this reference, you need to read more.
Hobknocker: Ahem....Today's episode will be shortened due to a mini-book club for Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. The freaking out commences now. AHHH! DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! There's a new Pearls Before Swine volume coming out!
Danville: YOU MEAN THE COMIC STRIP MADE BY STEPHAN PASTIS???? (www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com)
Hobknocker: YES! It breaks the fourth wall! It has something for everyone!
DryYoshi- Dirty humor and swearing
SpencerFanGirl- A happy character
Cartoonprincess- Sarcasm, insults, etc.
One Singular Sensation- dry wit (sort of)