Hobknocker and Danville Show: Stooge it Up
Danville: I'm the reincarnation of Curly Howard!
HobknockerCentral: And I'm going to see the movie, based on Danville's reviews.
Danville: N'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck! Here's my review!
Thought 1: Read the signs carefully- they have jokes!
Thought 2: Horses were very unexpected- made me laugh!
Thought 3: Mucho slapstick; poor lion and Curly, too!
Thought 4: Laughed so hard I cried- no kidding!
Thought 5: Stay after the credits, extremely worth it!
Thought 6: Curly’s singing sounds like a drunk Elmo.
Thought 7: N’yuck, n’yuck, n’yuck! We love you, Curly!
Thought 8: Almost choked on my popcorn from laughing!
Thought 9: Obviously top of my birthday wish list!
Hobknocker: Creative....So, who'd you see the movie with?
Danville: No one. Just Danville, solo, obnox…
Hobknocker and Danville Show: We Ship In This Special Edition
Danville: I ship Danville and reading!
Hobknocker: And I ship me and...a random, anonymous person.
\Danville: But we both ship YWHADS. You + Watching + the + Hobknocker + And + Danville + Show!!!!!
Hobknocker: That’s a clever intro. Better than usual.
Danville: Well, that’s what comes from that being the only scripted part of the show.
Hobknocker: Now, to parody shipping. The first ship is...Deading! Danville and reading. Couldn’t resist.
Danville: Thank you, friend. Here’s a ship I thought of. Calvin and Hobknocker. A combination of the comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes” and HobknockerCentral.
Hobknocker: Yeah, yeah, very funny.
Danville: Have you noticed that this show is degenerating down to me saying mock insults against you and you insulting me?…
Hobknocker and Danville Show
Danville: Yo soy tonto.
HobknockerCentral: Y me gusta matar personas- solo KIDDING!
Danville: En vivo, desde algún lugar, es la Hobknocker y mostrar Danville.
HobknockerCentral: Some might say that we are ripping off iCarly.
Danville: I say that you are absolutely, positively, PARTIALLY correct. We have no tech producer. Also, Carly and Sam are both girls. I am a boy.
HobknockerCentral: I am a girl.
Danville: Also, we do not have "Random Dancing." Though, I do like to randomly dance when I'm happy.
HobknockerCentral: It's true. Finally- Wait, what's happening with the print?
Danville: No idea.
HobknockerCentral: FInally, we are not completely ripping off iCarly because the hosts are not delusional.
Danville: I am; they aren't.
HobknockerCentral: Game…
Hobknocker and Danville Show: An Alternate April Fool's Joke
(Scene: Two people, sitting in a basement, playing air guitar.)
Both: Doo-doo-doo-doo! Wayne's World!
Hobknocker: Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Hi, I am your excellent host, Wayne, and this is my assistant, Garth.
Danville: Hi. Wait, this isn't Wayne's World.
Hobknocker: Then what totally excellent thing is it? Oops, I'm still in character.
Danville: It's a different Saturday Night Live sketch called the J-Pop American Fun Time Now!
Hobknocker: No, don't even bother imitating it. People, this is a skit with racist humor. Do not watch it.
Danville: Well, isn't that special!
Hobknocker: Wait, we're quoting characters now? Da bears!
Danville: April Fools, dummies! I just paraphrased a 30 Rock character!!!
Hobknocker and Danville Show: ?????????????
Danville: Sak Danville!
HobknockerCentral: Sak HobknockerCentral! Gaf kir gi The Hobknocker and Danville Show!
Danville: De grune est lakk fhe jerrysinfelkd.
Hobknocker: Extreekly hodferson.
Danville: Ga, whonfI chifre bork rafkws, esto Hobby pesto dui reseda. Dur begons...defrton! Mi dieja nad jurk kilrded yurt petsicled wufwuf.
Hobknocker: Nofgen Skippy! Ellos hearted stiakjfaik fjils!
Danville: Ckernch od smurk?
Hobknocker: WHay de yoo curea? Yoo murdekilaej gurd!
Danville: Bork wasegnad I furned te kowas tjat flemethrowssgra sggge poisenhghusssd?
HobknockerCentral: Y, thingymadoodle. Thurk heath burn the Danville and Hobknocker Show, nub timmy, mi nomenclature stifopa onedeonet, y...
Danville: APRIL FOOL'S!!!!