Ad blocker interference detected!
Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers
Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.
Spencer: I think I am about to throw up, dude.
Spencer: My little sister, Carly Shay, has a crush on..... Gibby.
Freddie: Are you sure? I think the pantless hobo named Gibby that is outside the apartment is who you're referring to, right?
Spencer: I'm afraid not. I'll kill myself if he is my future brother-in-law.
(Sam walks in.)
Sam: What goes on, single people?
Freddie: You have a boyfriend?
Spencer: No offense, but you are the kind of girl that no one wants to date.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Freddie: For one thing, most of your family are convicts and you've been to juvy way too much.
Sam: Shut up, tech geek. Anyway, my boyfriend is-
Spencer: Wait, don't tell me is it Gibby? (he and Freddie laugh hard)
Sam: He is Gibby.
(he and Freddie …Read more >
Carly: Hey, Freddie!! (touches his cheeks)
Freddie: Hey, you know I don't like it when you touch my face like that.
Freddie: That usually means you're super happy. What goes on at school?
Carly: Well, you know the singer, Miranda cosgrove.
Freddie: She looks just like you, but way hotter, has more cheekbone structure, has a better voice, and has almost two million likes on Facebook, but you have almost one million.
Carly: Thank you for making me a little sad about my hotness, cheeks, singing, and social status.
Freddie: Sorry, kid.
Carly: That's okay. But my good news about her is that she is performing at our Fall Fling in three days!
Freddie: No way! I am going to ask her if she can sign my poster of her.
Carly: you scare me sometime…Read more >
Carly: Sam! Freddie! Gibby!
Carly: Miley Cyrus is in Seattle and she would like to sing on iCarly to perform her song, "The Time of our Lives"!
Gibby: Shut up! I have all her albums! Ad her boyfriend, Liam is super hot!
(Everyone stares at Gibby.)
Gibby: Stare all you want. Miley will still have an awesome voice and Liam will still remain hot.
Sam: Can somebody please say something to cover Gibby's social awkwardness!
Carly: I love her clothing line!
Freddie: Me too!
Freddie: I'm kidding!Read more >
Carly and Gibby are dancing at the dance.
Setting: Ridgeway Gym
Carly: Gibby, I hear that Tasha and her band, The Rockers are playing tonight.
Gibby: Yeah, what's it to ya?
Carly; Well, Gibby I don't want you to get hurt when she sings.
Gibby: Oh, I won't. She is a horrible singer.
(Carly raises her eyebrows)
Gibby: Okay, maybe she has a powerful, beautiful voice.
Carly: No chez.
(Tasha comes out on stage with her band singing a beautiful song about Gibby and how she now isn't in love with Chester)
Chester: I love you too, babe!!!!!!!!!!! (he begins to cry)
(Gibby comes on stage and starts to kiss Tasha)
Sam: That is more disturbing than my Mom running in a too tight bikini on a hot summer day.Read more >
Carly tells Sam about going out with Gibby to the Spring Fling Dance.
Setting: Living room of the Shay's apartment
Sam: Why would you go to the dance with that shirtless hamster?
Carly: Sam, his girlfriend broke up with him with a guy named Chester.
Sam: I know. But Chester probably not better than my sweetykins, Freddie Benson.
(Freddie walks to the living room with a smoothie with two straws for his girlfriend, Sam and him) Freddie: Of course he is not hotter than me.
Carly: You guys make me want to vomit chicken blood.
(Spencer comes in the living room with some lemonade) Spencer: So you are going to the dance with Gibby?
Freddie: But isn't Tasha more hotter than Carly.
Sam: Tasha better not be hot in your eyes, Fredward.
Freddie: Yes, my lollibea…Read more >