Spencer: I think I am about to throw up, dude.

Freddie: Why?

Spencer: My little sister, Carly Shay, has a crush on..... Gibby.

Freddie: Are you sure? I think the pantless hobo named Gibby that is outside the apartment is who you're referring to, right?

Spencer: I'm afraid not. I'll kill myself if he is my future brother-in-law.

(Sam walks in.)

Sam: What goes on, single people?

Freddie: You have a boyfriend?

Spencer: No offense, but you are the kind of girl that no one wants to date.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Freddie: For one thing, most of your family are convicts and you've been to juvy way too much.

Sam: Shut up, tech geek. Anyway, my boyfriend is-

Spencer: Wait, don't tell me is it Gibby? (he and Freddie laugh hard)

Sam: He is Gibby.

(he and Freddie stop laughing immediately.)

(Carly walks in.)

Carly: You ham-eating, blond-haired, messed up man stealer!

Sam: Just because I stole the most handsome Gibby in the world, doesn't mean you have to be a terrible little girl about it.

Freddie: Most handsome?

Carly and Sam: SHUT UP, TECH GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spencer: Carly, Sam, you both have to calm down now. Gibby is.... ummm... a handsome young dude who used to take off his shirt frequently.

Carly and Sam: SHUT UP, LOSER!

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