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A Convo with my friend

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Here is a conversation I had with my friend. & it was over email, so it's in all caps.


Me: OH NO THE BEAR ATE FREDDIE! BAD BEAR!


Friend: WHAT A BAD BEAR. AS HIS PUNISHMENT GIVE HIM SOME JELLO


Me: THE BEAR SHALL BE GIVEN GRAPE JELLO, THE WORST OF ALL.



Friend: WHERE'S THE JELLO!? HAVE U GIVEN IT TO THE NAUGHTY BEAR?


Me: YES, YES I HAVE. & NOW THE BEAR SHALL HAVE TO SUFFER.


Friend: GOODY GOODY!!


Me: NOW THE BEAR IS IN YOUR CLOSET. WITH HIS FRIENDS, THE FRENCH PEOPLE.


Friend: AH BUT I KICKED HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NOW HE'S IN URS!


Me: ON NOES, I MUST SEND HIM OUT THE THE GROCERY STORE


Friend: HAVE U DONE SO??


Me: I HAVE NOW. BUT I BELIEVE HE WENT TO YOUR BACKYARD & IS BATHING HIMSELF IN YOUR FOUNTAIN.


Friend: VERY WELL THEN. I MUST LET HIM FINISH HIS BATH AND THEN THROW HIM IN YOUR BBQ GRILL. JUST MAKE SURE IT ISN'T ON WHEN I THROW HIM!


Me:DON'T WORRY, IT IS NOT ON NOW. WAIT, HAVE YOU THROWN HIM YET?


Friend: INDEED I HAVE! HAVE U SEEN HIM OR HAS HE ESCAPED?


Me: I BELIVE HE HAS ESCAPED. FOR I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM. I HAVE A HUNCH HE IS AT HIS FRIEND THE CURLY BEAR'S HOUSE, WHICH IS IN YOUR BUSHES.


Friend: I'M CHECKING ALL MY BUSHES AND....THEY BIT MY NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HELLLLPPPPP!!!


Me: THEY MUST BE SNAP-A-TRAP BUSHES! YOU MUST DISPOSE OF THEM IMMEDIATLEY! THEN YOU MUST FIND THE BEAR!



Friend: I MEANT THE BEARS!!



Me: OH. I KNEW THAT. THEN YOU MUST CAPTURE THEM. & GIVE THEM THE GRAPE JELLO AGAIN.


Friend: LOL I TOTSALLY VILL. *says in indian accent*



(ignore this, I dunno how to get it off)


Me: YA YOU SHOULD, MAN. GET DEM BEARS.


Friend: I HAVE GOTTEN DEM BEARS AND GIVEN DEM GRAPE JELLO AND NOW THEY ARE SUFFERING IN FRONT OF MY EYES AT MY DINNER TABLE


Me:MWAHAHAHA. NOW THEY SHALL BATHE THEMSELVES IN TIKI'S (her dog) WATER BOWLS


Friend: YES. AND THEN WHEN TIKI GOES TO GET WATER, SHE WILL BARK AT THEM AND THEY WILL GO SCURRYING OFF INTO THE FLOWERS OF YOUR WONDERFUL BACKYARD!


Me: YESH. BUT WHEN THE NEIGHBORS PUGGY DOG COMES, THEY WILL YELP & SCURRY OFF INTO THE SECRET MAGICAL EGGPLANT IN YOUR GUEST ROOM.


Friend: THIS..EGGPLANT...IS GROWING..ACK! TOO BIG!!!! HELP!! IM BEING ATTACKED BY A MAGICAL EGGPLANT!!!! :O!!!


Me: OH NO, IT APPEARS IT IS FILLED WITH...ICE CREAM. OF THE SAME FLAVOR. THE MAGIC PIGS WILL GET RID OF IT, DON'T WORRY.


Friend: MAGIC PIGS TO THE RESCUE!!



& there it ends. I will continue it as we continue our conversation.

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