I stole this directly from Alica's computer this is legit okay
It was a normal day in wikia hell. Birds were chirping, people were dying, and Doranor was being a bisnitch.
And Yoshi decided he had enough of his wife.
So instead of doing more important things, like fighting Doranor and useless stuff, he decided to file for divorce.
PurpleJerk: What! How could you do this!
Yoshi: I have conflicted emotions.
Yoshi: I am a very complicated person.
Purplejerk: Everyday you wake up, get cereal, and then go on the computer for hours only breaking for food which you bring up to your room and going to the bathroom!
Yoshi: I have a lot of feelings on the inside
PurpleJerk: About what?
Yoshi: Other people.....
Purplejerk: Well that's it. You're not filing from divorce to me, I'm filing from divorce to you
Purplejerk; Yeah that's right! I will take control! No little weasel gets under me! *picks up pen to sign thing*
Yoshi: No I am filing first! It was my idea!
Purplejerk: But I got the pen first. *signs papers*
yoshi: You're so mean! *pouts*
Purplejerk: You're just jealous you won't get more of THIS
Suddenly, purplejerk turns into a giant potato
yoshi: PJ you're a potato!
Purpejerk: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Seddia breaks through window
Seddia: itz U TPE POTATOAS!
Seddia: IT HAD TOI TPE ON A PIFONE
Yoshi: You're not on a phone.
Seddia: Shut up Yoshi. OH THI PATOA
Potato: Not me! I'm just purplejerk in disguise..heh?
Seddia: NO!!@ YOAR A POTATO THWAT WAS DISGUISED AP PRUPEMJERK!
SFG: Well where's the real Purplejerk?
Yoshi: When'd you get here
SFG: Just now
Potato: *sigh* in the broom closet
The closet magically opens and we see PJ in the broom closet, gagged and tied up.
Yoshi: You know what this means?
PurpleJerk: That you'll free me?
Yoshi: No, that I can file for divorce first! *files*
Purplejerk: Ok really
Seddia: NOWZ TUMR FOR UR DIVFORCE PARAPDIE
parade enters led by Becky. Everyone is skipping in circles. Then they leave except for Becky.
Yoshi: Tis official
PurpleJerk: I hate you all
SFG: Now Yoshi pick a divorce attourney
Yoshi: I pick Jess
Becky: You can't she's dead.
Yoshi: But I want Jess
Becky: Pick a living person or we'll kill you with sadistic fairy dust
Yoshi: *sigh* fine I pick Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson poofs in
Yoshi: Yes ;)
Jennifer Hudson: *singing*Now ace it to the front and ace it the side, ace is so sexy you guys can't even try
Becky: Are you sure this is Jennifer Hudson or Ace in a Jennifer Hudson costume
Ace's Jennfier Hudson costume falls off
Ace: So close
Yoshi: Okay I just want Alica as my attourney!
Alica: I am so honored I can't even begin to-
SFG: Yeah yeah yeah. PJ pick your attourney
PJ: I want Alica as my attourney too.
Becky: She can't be both of your attourney's
PJ: That's so unfair! Yoshi always gets to pick first!
Yoshi: No I don't!
Pj: Fine I'll have Tash.
Tash; LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS