This made me super happy! I typed a comment on the iSam's mom page on Danwarp.com, and Dan replied to me. I wasn't expecting him to, because I didn't address the comment to him, and I didn't even ask a question. He made my day though!! Click on the link below and go to page 3 of the comments, then scroll down to corncake21 (my danwarp account) and read it!!
Right after I wrote that comment I thought of more... She was picking at that thing on her back since Christmas, told Sam to stop squeezing "it" (something that apparently was like a giant balloon with pudding), and got her mustache bleached. She dated an electiritian, lawyer, senator, rabbi, and many more guys.