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    Beelieve it

    May 16, 2017 by TenCents

    According to all known laws of aviation,

    there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!


    Hang on a second.


    - Barry? - Adam?

    - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

    - Wave to us…

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    September 23, 2012 by TenCents

    I'm back on an official capacity. I wouldn't miss the final season of iCarly for anything.

    Unless I went to CTY again, but that's not until the summer, so...yay!

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    Ty shivered. It was a dark and stormy night, and his parents were sleeping. They always told him, "Don't be frightened! There's no such thing as a monster under the bed!"

    But Ty knew better. Because he had heard the monster. It was snarling and growling. It gnashed its teeth, ready to gnaw him like a gnu while eating gnocchi.

    (Hey, it's comedy. Sue me.)

    Ty was hiding under his sheets, hoping they could protect him. The noise stopped. Ty, puzzled, peeked out from under the covers.

    Big mistake. The monster was standing right above him! Ty opened his mouth to scream...

    But didn't. For at that point the monster itself screamed and vanished in a flash of light more spectacular than that fireworks incident that happened at San Diego during the 4th of…

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    An Important Issue

    August 14, 2012 by TenCents

    Despite my departure, issues have arisen that have forced me to make this post.

    Recently, SlappyWiggins was blocked for telling another user to mind their own business in a post. Slappy's argument was that Mak23686 didn't understand policies. Slappy himself, on the other hand, very rudely replied to things. The other user, whose name escapes me at the moment, also had no right to barge in.

    And this got me thinking: Are any of us really qualified or mature enough to run a wiki?

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