Hello. My name is Edward Cullen. I am a vampire. I sparkle.

I came here to spread some Christmas cheer by making everyone sparky (just like my sexy self).

Here you go children.

-*throws glitter everywhere*-

Do you feel beautiful now? Of course you do.

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