I just watched iDate Sam & Freddie. OMG! IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOMNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
SPOILER ALERT: My Review will contain Spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, then don't read my review. That way, you don't have to complain to me I have ruined iDate Sam & Freddie for you, Okay? Thank you.
So, it begins with Carly and Gibby walking through the door with a new sculpture spencer has made, his Indoor Lawn. Then, the main couples (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *coughs* *gasps* -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111) walking through the door fighting (What?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Okay, let's not go through that again..)) Turns out, Sam filled Freddie's teacher's car with bees (The Insects) after he gave Freddie a B (The School Grade) on Freddie's paper. Well, something like that has gotta suck. And it's a pretty funny joke. How Poetic.
Imagine it. You're a teacher and you give a Technical Producer of a Famous Webshow with a really Hardcore Girl who could eat a whole ham and knock a guy out with a gallon of milk a B. Then, the Bell rings. You're relieved work is over.
Then, you head to your car and take the keys out of your pocket. You search for the right key and put it in the car lock.
As Kenetic Energy is turning your hand, it's unlocked.
You open the car door.
...you're in the E.R.!
Anyways, Sam and Freddie sort things out, and make up? I'm tottaly happy they made up, but who in the universe would make up after you nearly kill your teacher with a swarm of Bumblebees? I mean it makes no sense.
Whatever. Then, one of our main questions is revealed. When did Sam start liking Freddie? Well, after Sam assaulted Freddie by pushing him into some guy and he knocked Freddie into a Fire Hydrant. Oh man, That has to be a whole lot of pain. So, as Freddie lay there bleeding from the ear, Sam thought he was cute. Awesome!
Then, T-Bo comes along and gives the two a huge drink on the house. But demands 3600 cents. See, the smoothie is free, but it's a 36-dollar cup. Then, Sam and Freddie fight again. I have an idea. Pour the smoothie into your cups. Then, give T-Bo the Jamican Plastic Cup. Don't work like that? Well, I guess that's too bad for you, T-Bo. We have wasted 5 flipping years waiting for these two to go dating. We have seen them kiss. Hug. And even had a Non-Insult Bet. And we're not going to ruin the once-in-a-flippin'-lifetime chance just for a stupid cup, even if it is Jamican Plastic. Okay, T-Bo? Don't ruin that for us. Okay? Thank you.
So, Carly fixes the problem and Seddie is back on the road.
It then goes through a back-and-forth of break up and make up (OMG! WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.) And btw, one part of the episode had Carly do Blue Butt Spray-Painting. Okay, this show is officailly weird...but in the good way! So, Sam and Freddie fight about the Blue Butt bit. Then, it shows Spencer flirting with a Watermelon. Okay, I want to see that whole video.
Also, Carly uses one of those snoring stopper thingies to stop snoring. Why use it? 1.) Is her imaginary friend sleeping with her? and 2.) Isn't that for old people?
At the End, Carly tells S & F that she won't take the 24/7 Relationship Counsler thing anymore. She tells them off that shouldn't fight about every little thing. Also, there's a creep who tries to sweet talk Carly.
Then, Spencer and Carly lay on the Imposter Lawn and a Fake Moon falls on them and ends.
The episode was great (Not as much as iLmM, though.!) iCan't Take It waiting for ICan't Take it! And also for iLove You, the final part in the four-part arc. OMG that was a great episode. Hurry up iCTI and iLY, air!
And that's my review. I hope you enjoyed it. See you next review with iCan't Take It. Bye.