Rated PG for Mild Sexual Content and Mild Violence
(Carly wakes up, sees Sam and Freddie kissing)
Carly: "Sam!" "Freddie!" "What are you doing!"
Sam: "Making out with Freddie"
Carly: "STOP!" "We have to rehearse for iCarly!"
(in the iCarly Studio, rehearsing)
Carly: I'm Carly
Sam: And I'm Sam
Both: And this is iCarly!
Sam: Tonight we are going to see how many balloons can we pop in 1 minute!
Carly: I wanna know!
Sam: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
Carly: Come on pop a eigth one! 35 seconds!
Sam: 8, 9, 10!
Carly: 15 seconds!
Sam: How much
Carly: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Carly: Sam can pop 10 balloons in 1 minute
Carly: Now me!
Carly: Popped 1
Carly: 2, 3!
Sam: 50 seconds
Carly: 4, 5, 6!
Carly: 7, 8!
Carly: 10, 11
Carly: I can pop twelve in 1 minute!
(Still in the iCarly studio)
Sam: I am so bored
Sam's Cook: Apples?
Carly: Nah. We're too bored.
Sam, Carly and Freddie: (get apples)
Carly: What should we do
Sam: I am totally bored
Carly: Let's plan next week's show.
Carly: (Watches a video on the monitor) Sam! Freddie! You gotta see------
Carly: Sam and Freddie. Cut out with the kissing!
Carly: CUT IT OUT!
Sam and Freddie: OK!
Carly: Now watch this
Carly: (puts the video back on)
Sam: This is so hysterical
Carly: Now promise you won't make out
Sam: We will
Carly: Until prom next week!
Carly: So Sam, who are you taking?
Carly: You guys disgust me. Is that why we are having a big marathon of episodes of you making out and dating
Sam: Pretty much.
Sam: MOMMA NEEDS A BOYFRIEND!
Carly: Jackson Colt tweeted "I am asking a certain someone to do a interview for me! Will you do it? Come at 7:15. The fight is at 8
Sam: He sent you a tweet saying that
Freddie: Oh my gosh!
Carly: Promise you two won't make out
Sam: Dude, it's a MMA fight. Why would we make out?
Carly: Cuz you love each other
Sam: I can't wait!
Carly: I'll go ask Spencer!
Carly: Hey Spencer!
Carly: Ew! What's on your hand
Carly: GROSS! Can we go to a MMA fight! Jackson Colt said we could interview him!
Spencer: OK, but what time is it
Carly: The fight is at 8, but he said to come at 7:15 for the interview
Spencer: Go nuts!
Carly: Spencer said I could go!
Sam: MOMMA HAPPY!
Freddie: I can too!
Freddie: My mom flew to New Jersey
Carly: For what
Freddie: I don't know!
Carly: So it's 6:00! We should get ready
Freddie: It's 6:00!
Carly: Yeah, we wanna be ready by 7, OK!
Carly: Sam! SAM!
Carly: What are you doing
Sam: Shoving a duck in Gibby's mouth
Carly: (gets the duck out of his mouth) Are you OK!
Carly: Why did you shove a duck in Gibby's mouth?
Sam: Cuz I felt like it
Carly: You aren't supposed to do stuff like that when you feel like it! You could've made Gibby die
Sam: Who gives a chiz about Gibby
Carly: He's nice!
Sam: But he sits on his chiz all day and takes his shirt off! Is he posing naked!
Carly: Sam, apologize to Gibby!
Sam: I'm sorry, Gibby
Carly: Now don't ever do that to anyone again!
Sam: Remember that Shelby Marx girl
Carly: We should get her and say she boxes to Jackson Colt!
Sam: So it's like a fighting bond
Carly: Yeah, pretty much
Sam: I like it!
Freddie: Me too. It sounds great
Carly: (calls Shelby Marx) Hello. So I need to ask you a little question. Oh my gosh, I feel so bad
Sam: What happened
Carly: Her dog died
Carly: (with Shelby Marx) So can you come to a MMA fight, cuz we are interviewing Jackson Colt and we want to tell him that you are a fighter too. It's like a bonding!
Shelby Marx: Be there at 6:45
Carly: Oh yeah, be there at 7:15 for the interview! The fight is at 8
Shelby Marx: Bye
Carly: See ya