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My first fanfic. Its ok I suppose..
Sam: Hi Carly, 'sup?
Carly: Nothing much, you?
Sam: Same. Mom was moaning on at me again because I went to Build a Bra and paid on her credit card, but I said, you should change the pin, otherwise ANYONE could guess it. ( Its Melanie's birthday!)
Carly: Hmm. But isn't that your birthday ASWELL?
Sam: YEAH! So I came over here 'coz Mom's just makin' me wanna punch the her face in.
Carly: Sam, ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE BEEN GOING TO THESE TREATMENT SESIONS?
Sam: YES CARLY, FOR THE 1,000,000TH TIME!
Carly: Hi Freddie, What you been up to?
Sam: Hi nub!
Freddie: Hey Carly, I still hate you Sam, and not much. I'm bored outta my brain.
Carly: Hmm, Why don't we go to Select Your Stockings?
Freddie: NOO, NOT SELECT YOUR STOCKINGS! THATS WORSE THAN BUILD A BRA.
Sam: Shut your gob, Internet Boy. I find it hilarious YOU have to wear BRAS!! HAHA.
Freddie: Shut up..you know Mom wanted a little girl, so she bought EVERY size available!
Carly: Come on Sam, Freddie, are you SURE you don't want to go?
Freddie: Hmm. K I'll come. To look at the sexy chicks there ;~)
Sam: Yeah, but none of 'em'l want you, geek-ette!
(At Select Your Stockings)
Sam: Hey look, Carls, they'res LACE legs!
Carly: AWESOME! And, ribbon heels!
Freddie: I'm going to the toilet, I gotta THROW UP!
Sam: HAHA. Are you PREGNANT??!! OR IS IT YOUR MOM'S COOKING?
Freddie: Mom's cooking. AND WHAT? ARE YOU INDICATING I'M A GIRL?!
Sam: YES! HEHE!
Sam: (thinking) Right Sam, this is your chance to say to Carly, 'I love you'.
Carly: (thinking) Right Carly, this is your chance to say to Sam, 'I love you'.
Sam: So err, Carly, for a while I've been thinking..
Sam: That each day that we've known each other, I feel that..
Sam: That I may be developing further feeling towards you.
Carly: I was just gunna say that..
Sam & Carly: I LOVE YOU.
(Freddie enters again)
Freddie: OH MY GOD.