Kay well this is my first fanfict... thingy so if it's kinda bad don't judge me LOL
( Carly and Freddie by their lockers at school )
Freddie: *laughs* i cant' believe you thought corn was a vegetable. It's obviously a grain.
Carly: *gives Freddie a weird look* I can't believe you actually cared enough to look it up.
Freddie: Yeah well... *looks around* say wheres Sam at?
Carly: Oh she's over there flirting with our new French exchange student *pauses dramatically* Xavier
Freddie: oh... :/
(Sam smiles while Xavier kisses her hand)
Freddie: What the Fudge? *walks over and pulls sam arm away* un moment s'il vous plaît Xavier
Xavier: *walks away*
Freddie: Sam, we just broke up a week ago, and you already have some French guys suckin' on your hand?!
Sam: *shrugs* what do you care, your dating Allison Flinn
Freddie: I'm not dating her we were just talking and... wait how'd you know about Allison?
Sam: *Pulls out gigantic binoculers from her backpack* mama has her ways.
Freddie: You were spying on me?
Sam: I wasn't spying. I Just happened to be on the roof of the plaza with my binoculers when i coincidently spotted you havin a little chit chat with your new girlfriend.
Freddie: She's NOT my girlfriend. And why were you on the roof with your binoculers?
Sam: The pizza guy was late so i was gonna drop a brick on his head when i saw him.
Sam:... Anyway It's none of your buisness who i talk to.... we broke up remember?
Freddie: Yeah i remember it's just...
Freddie: It's just that... that Xavier dude. I saw him steal a stapler off of Mrs.Briggs desk. I'm tellin you Sam, the guys bad news.
Sam: -_- (sarcastically) is that even legal?
Freddie: I don't know... but you'd better steer clear of him... you know, just in case
Sam: *pats Freddie on the arm* see ya Benson *walks away*
Freddie: yeah... *sadly* see ya